As my Brother-in-Law put it, "I went to prison today," or as some other people see it as the Utah Stadium. I had the wonderful and educational opportunity to go watch the BYU-Utah game from the third row today. The first thing that baffled me was how so many swear words could be put into a sentence. For some weird reason the Utah fans didn't seem to want me in the stadium and kept telling me where I should go. I broke out in laughter many times with how pointless many of the comments where. Before the game actually started a 9 year old boy from 3 sections over made the journey over to me so he could try to give me a poster that said,"Go Utes". To his dissapointmnet I didn't take it. The other funny comment came during halftime when a classy gentleman from a few rows back wandered down to my row. He had apparently found the hidden bar at the game because he was about a 12 pack past drunk. He started to yell at me that the "*$#%! chapstick" that I was putting on my lips wouldn't help BYU. Then he colorfully commented, that my "*%$@# Ricola" (a cough drop!!!) wouldn't help my cougs win. He even said the " (*$^# *#($&%9 ?#&@($ @*$(#&#^@*@ #&%*#$#$) water" that I was drinking wouldn't even help. I think he just needed a hug! I would have hugged him but didn't want to bath in puke in the 3rd quarter. The next chapter of the game came when someone started the ever famous "hit the odd duck with a piece of frozen taffy game." The first couple times were enjoyable until I got a stinger in the neck. Next time I will come prepared with a pocket full of rootbeer barrels and jolly ranchers. They should fly well through the air. The game all and all was a blast to be at, and tons of fun to share with family. Here are a few pics at the game.
I bet you can't guess which one of us were getting Booed!
Here is my journey down to the place of no return, (cell block E, in the east wing of the prison)
Hey look, we didn't throw an interception!
This was after the 5th interception. We still had a shot for a win though!
One happy fan, and one not so happy fan.
Here is a pic of Jaclyn and Brittney at the midnight showing of Twilight. The had more fun being away from the kids then they enjoyed the movie!
As my Brother-in-Law put it, "I went to prison today," or as some other people see it as the Utah Stadium. I had the wonderful and educational opportunity to go watch the BYU-Utah game from the third row today. The first thing that baffled me was how so many swear words could be put into a sentence. For some weird reason the Utah fans didn't seem to want me in the stadium and kept telling me where I should go. I broke out in laughter many times with how pointless many of the comments where. Before the game actually started a 9 year old boy from 3 sections over made the journey over to me so he could try to give me a poster that said,"Go Utes". To his dissapointmnet I didn't take it. The other funny comment came during halftime when a classy gentleman from a few rows back wandered down to my row. He had apparently found the hidden bar at the game because he was about a 12 pack past drunk. He started to yell at me that the "*$#%! chapstick" that I was putting on my lips wouldn't help BYU. Then he colorfully commented, that my "*%$@# Ricola" (a cough drop!!!) wouldn't help my cougs win. He even said the " (*$^# *#($&%9 ?#&@($ @*$(#&#^@*@ #&%*#$#$) water" that I was drinking wouldn't even help. I think he just needed a hug! I would have hugged him but didn't want to bath in puke in the 3rd quarter. The next chapter of the game came when someone started the ever famous "hit the odd duck with a piece of frozen taffy game." The first couple times were enjoyable until I got a stinger in the neck. Next time I will come prepared with a pocket full of rootbeer barrels and jolly ranchers. They should fly well through the air. The game all and all was a blast to be at, and tons of fun to share with family. Here are a few pics at the game.
I bet you can't guess which one of us were getting Booed!
Here is my journey down to the place of no return, (cell block E, in the east wing of the prison)
Hey look, we didn't throw an interception!
This was after the 5th interception. We still had a shot for a win though!
One happy fan, and one not so happy fan.
Here is a pic of Jaclyn and Brittney at the midnight showing of Twilight. The had more fun being away from the kids then they enjoyed the movie!
7 comments:
Good times! I will remember them forever! "When the Pope calls you up,you just have to go!" Crazy people and their even crazier comments. I enjoyed being your body guard today, that is until I came between you and a Ricola-jealous man! Remember when I ran away from you screaming "fight!" It was a tiny push, but I expected the worst!! Remember how your friend with a mouth full or chew asked me how long we have been married! AAAHHHHHHHHH! Memories, such beautiful red memories!
Sorry for all the classless and drunk and not drunk UTE fans who need to remember that without fans for other teams there would be no rivalry. We love you Pace, BYU fan and all and the next time you visit the stadium, give me some rootbeer barrels and jolly ranchers and I will aid you in throwing them at the stupid fans. People (UTE and BYU fans both) need to remember that it is okay to root for your team, that is what makes it fun. I do have to say that I am glad we came out on top this year, the last two years have been really hard. Go UTES!
Ah, sports fans. I would bring a nice big umbrella next time to shield you from the rain of candy.
Thank you Ryan for taking one for the team!!
Hey at least you got some free candy:) You are insane. What were you thinking sitting there surrounded by all those blood thirsty fans? If I was there I would have helped Brittney protect you. I would have been wearing red, however:) I'm glad you got to go, and I'm VERY jealous!! LUCKY!!!
This was so funny! You are pretty brave to go into that stadium wearing that shirt.
Payback is a BCS!
Signed - Rosander
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