You know you are spoiled, right?! Because, I have some of the most mischievous kids. I think my kids are spoiled because they are still happy and living.
To give you a taste of my day, it started out not too bad. Went to aerobics with Jeanette (who I love) came home and decided to shower. Meanwhile, (before I get in) Braxton knocks over the ladder which falls on the Christmas tree knocking down half the ornaments. Alright, I can handle that. Then, as I am using the bathroom, (less than 5 minutes people!) the girls decided they wanted chocolate milk. Thankfully enough for me, they forgot the milk.
It's harder to see than the beloved country time lemonade, since it blends in. But, they more than made a mess. In trying to help, Braxton kept spreading it around the house. He really did mean well, and I might have lost my cool with him as well due to the heat of the situation.
After cleaning it up, I decide it's time to shower. Which I recently stopped locking the door when I shower because Chloe gets out a butcher knife to open them. Anyways, while showering, Chloe and Peyton come in. I ask them to go back downstairs and watch tv while I finish showering, surprisingly, Chloe listens. Peyton does not. At which point she proceeds to nude up. Well, guess who had pooped??
I'll give you a hint, she was starting to get in the shower with me. Next thing I know, I am showering with poop flying everywhere. I swear I had come in here to get clean?! After a long shower and much cleaning I get out. Only to find that somehow, in her sweet attempt to spend time with her mother, she tracked poo all over. Things are going well.
By the time I get downstairs, Chloe had "accidentally" dumped Braxtons Sprite out all over the floor. So I have spent all morning and afternoon cleaning and the house doesn't look any different. Joy! I still need to clean the house. BTW, it's probably only noon at this point. My day, still not so great. And Ryan is at mutual all night, so I don't get any help with these monkeys. Wish me luck as I finish out my night.





2 comments:
Oh Jaclyn. I am laughing and wanting to cry for you all at the same time. Maybe today will be a better one.
Never a dull moment!
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